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Raj Updated his facebook wall Today is my Suhagrat and i am in room with my new wife
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Brake fail
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Why
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife..
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest
He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.
Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi,
Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun ;->
Santa sharab pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don?t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram?s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna?a birth place, Jail
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It?s for people who can?t swim!
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 50 dollars!!
A Man's Feeling :....
"It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..
& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !
best advices for safe life
Two Best advices for safe life :
1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
2. Run immediately after saying it..:)
two major problems with their Cupboard:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
a beggar found rs 100
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
Bill Rs. 3000/-
He was unable to pay!!!
Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
two tigers were resting under a tree
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
Fast Food
millions of people write love letters
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
DUST BIN
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
It is Like..
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!
boys always remain faitfull
Latest Research:
Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!
a woody joke
A Woody Joke..
What wood happn if u had a wooden car,
with wooden seats
wooden tyres..
and a wooden engine?
It Wooden't start..! :D
girl friend is in mcdonald
The Best Place To
Breakup With Your
Girl Friend Is In McDonald
There Are Sharp
Knives & Forks 0r
Heavy Plates
&
You Can Always Hide Behind
A Fat Kid ...
education spoils our commonsense
Universal TRUTH we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"
dear lays chips
|Lays'O'Lays|
Dear Lays Chips ,
You forgot to include One thing under The Ingredients
Lots of Air
If people commit suicide because of too many problems,
then Maths book commit suicide frist ???
It has tons of problems....
fighting for a seat in a bus
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty
life before computer
Window was a square hole in a room
Application was somethong written in paper
Mouse was an animal
Keyboaed was a piano
File was an important office material
Hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip
Cut was done with knife and paste with glue.
Web was a spider's home....
But now......
look tooo beautiful...........
I saw her on facebook,I added her...
I saw her outside,I deleted her
Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK and EMAIL
can a woman make you a millionaire
Can a Woman make you a Millionaire?
Yes ! ! ! ! !
If you are a Billionaire....;-)
advertisement by a Married Man in
a newspaper:
Wedding suit,For Sale:
worn only once by mistake.. ;-)
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don?t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram?s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna?a birth place, Jail
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It?s for people who can?t swim!
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 50 dollars!!
A Man's Feeling :....
"It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..
& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !
best advices for safe life
Two Best advices for safe life :
1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
2. Run immediately after saying it..:)
two major problems with their Cupboard:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
a beggar found rs 100
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
Bill Rs. 3000/-
He was unable to pay!!!
Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
two tigers were resting under a tree
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
Fast Food
millions of people write love letters
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
DUST BIN
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
It is Like..
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!
boys always remain faitfull
Latest Research:
Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!
a woody joke
A Woody Joke..
What wood happn if u had a wooden car,
with wooden seats
wooden tyres..
and a wooden engine?
It Wooden't start..! :D
girl friend is in mcdonald
The Best Place To
Breakup With Your
Girl Friend Is In McDonald
There Are Sharp
Knives & Forks 0r
Heavy Plates
&
You Can Always Hide Behind
A Fat Kid ...
education spoils our commonsense
Universal TRUTH we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"
dear lays chips
|Lays'O'Lays|
Dear Lays Chips ,
You forgot to include One thing under The Ingredients
Lots of Air
If people commit suicide because of too many problems,
then Maths book commit suicide frist ???
It has tons of problems....
fighting for a seat in a bus
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty
life before computer
Window was a square hole in a room
Application was somethong written in paper
Mouse was an animal
Keyboaed was a piano
File was an important office material
Hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip
Cut was done with knife and paste with glue.
Web was a spider's home....
But now......
look tooo beautiful...........
I saw her on facebook,I added her...
I saw her outside,I deleted her
Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK and EMAIL
can a woman make you a millionaire
Can a Woman make you a Millionaire?
Yes ! ! ! ! !
If you are a Billionaire....;-)
advertisement by a Married Man in
a newspaper:
Wedding suit,For Sale:
worn only once by mistake.. ;-)
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